“Everyone thinks its so easy to violate asian women, posses asian women, purchase asian women, knock over asian women, to comfort inside asian women. Shit, even some asian women will stoop to stomping on each other to get to where they want to get to. See, that’s the material output of capitalism, patriarchy, and white supremacy. “ Michelle “Mush” Lee, poet
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Hey everyone,
WARNING: Mommy’s mad…
Like I said in this Instagram post, if this is not a subject you care about, you might want to unfollow/unsubscribe/get a tattoo on your forehead that says “racist”. I wish I could say I wasn’t trying to make you feel bad but like, I kind of am. The truth is, I’m tired as fuck of making everyone feel good all the time. I’m exhausted from a lifetime of being of service to everyone else’s happiness, to everyone’s laughter, and to your unattainable ideal. I’ve done it my whole life, and I’m just fucking tired.
I know that all of you, many of whom I call friends, don’t want me to feel like this. You’d rather I’d be the bitchy (always in a funny way), bubbly, wig-wearing, GBF that you’ve come to know and love and TBH revere. But I kind of wan’t you to see this side of me. Because if I’m right and we are friends, real friends, you deserve to see all of me. Even the version of me that’s sad, upset, frustrated, and deeply scared. I really hope I’m not wrong *immediately unsubscribes*
This is a call to action. Being there with me “in spirit” is not enough for me anymore. And it’s totally fine if you can’t! If you’re busy and you have other things you need to do. I get it! But please understand that if and when you need me, I’ll be busy too. Doing this work. Something I should have been doing all along.
God that felt good.
xx Mean Mommy
On another more practical note, I really really REALLY need to buy a taser in case some fuckface decides they want to mess with me and/or people that look like me. Here are some tasers I’m considering purchasing along with their respective pros/cons. All in pink, of course. Pls respond or comment with your vote. Democracy.
Pros: Small, rechargeable, made of rubber so I won’t accidentally electrocute myself on accident.
Cons: Price ($16.98) — At this price something has GOT to be wrong with it. Is it effective? Will it last? I think this is the equivalent of buying fake designer bags — which I wanna be clear, I am absolutely not above
Avenger Defense ADS-20P - Heavy Duty Stun Gun
Pros: We love a two-in-one multipurpose queen! This stunner has a a built in flashlight to deter fuckfaces. Plus it’s compact yet packs a punch at a whopping 1.40uc Micro Coulombs.
Cons: There’s a two step process to turn on then shock. Reviews are saying it takes some time to charge and like, I wont have time babe.
Pros: It’s literally covered in glitter so…. Also comes with an optional wrist strap! #clutchvibes #eveninggownvibes
Cons: It’s called “super cute” and is that really intimidating enough?
Guard Dog Elektra Lipstick Stun Gun
Pros: Concealable and shaped like a lipstick! This rechargeable, keychain-ready, lil bitch has all the stun power of the above mentioned guns but in a design that screams — I’m just a lip moisturizer! They won’t see it coming.
Cons: It’s tiny design means this is more for close combat. I think I’ll get this one just to have! I guess you can never have too many!
Pros: This is clearly the Birkin of tasers. At almost $500, I treat this like I treat everything: if it’s expensive it must be good. Plus it comes with “replacement cartridges” which like, what does that mean?!?!? How come the other ones don’t come with cartridges.
Cons: Ugly. But isn’t that what bedazzlers are for?