“it’s my body. and i like my body. and i like my breasts. and no, they’re not fake” - lindsay lohan
planned p-hood
Thank you all so much for riding for Planned Parenthood last week! Together we raised $2599 + a company match for a total donation of $5,198! I’m SO impressed by how rich you all are! For perspective: that’s a little more than the cost of the cheapest Cartier Love Bracelet *without the diamonds* which, believe it or not, is about the same cost of 5 abortion pills! Of course none of that would matter if healthcare (and Cartier) were just fucking FREE. UGH. Life is so unfair. On a serious note: Thank you. Your donation will help save lives. Trans lives, Queer lives, Black and Brown lives, Female lives. You’re amazing.
Here are the links to this week’s classes:
WED // 6:30pm — Mean Girl’s Theme. I’ll let you decipher that. (Click)
THURS // 9:30A — Throwback (Click)
SATURDAY // 9:30A — Got feedback that earlier was better! (Click)
Here’s a link to my fave playlist from last week (Click)
check yo’self
Tighten those bra-straps, gals! Next week is gonna be a doozy. In prep, we’re racking up some major karma points this week and LUIGICYCLE-ing for Boarding 4 Breast Cancer — a non-profit that seeks to prepare young people with education on early detection and prevention as well as offering survivorship programs and support events. Because in-person events aren’t really a thing this year, *raises middle finger up to 2020* they’ve reached out to me host a fundraiser this week. I tend to be pretty private and likely haven’t shared with [all 500+ of] you that my own mother is currently in her 7th year of battling breast cancer and that my older brother lost his battle to cancer at just 15 years old. Needless to say, this is a cause that’s dear to my heart (I promise that isn’t an anatomy joke) and I imagine one that many of you can connect to. OKKAAAY VULNERABILITY ALERT. Everybody’s sobbing. I am the next Brené Brown.
shots shots shots shots shots shots…EVERYBODY.
I am a creature of habit, and yes, lately that habit has been to make/drink various combinations of alcohols on camera, dressed in half-assed drag, cracking up at myself, while you all workout! Don’t read into it that much — it’s performance art! In support of Breast Cancer Awareness Month and because I have a serious problem and want to drag you down with me, I’m sharing with you the recipes to 3 VERY PINK shots we’ll be doing this week. Warning these are *sweet* and you likely won’t be able to find some of these ingredients at Whole Foods.
WED: Sour Pink Lemonade
This one is a simple vodka/store-bought pink lemonade situation. I’m gonna use Crystal Light bc of cals duh! And bc I literally snorted it in college. ( : fE3l1nG N05tAlGiC ; )
THURS: Pink Birthday Cake
This one is so indulgent! Please don’t do it if you have Diabetes 1 or 2.
Ingreeds:
1/4 cup Betty Crocker™ ready-to-spread vanilla frosting
Betty Crocker™ pink gel food color, divided
Rainbow sprinkles
Cupcake vodka, chilled
Baileys™ Irish Cream or Godiva™ White Chocolate Liqueur, chilled
SAT: Pink Starburst
The only good starburst flavor. If you like orange or yellow don’t even show up to Sat. You can’t sit with us.
Ingreeds
1 shot vanilla vodka
1/2 shot watermelon schnapps
2 ounces sweet & sour mix (what is this?)
Pink Starburst for garn
See you tomorrow! WEAR PINK.
xx Luigi (Activist, Entrepreneur, Public Speaker, Performer, Writer, Mixologist)